Friday, May 22, 2009

Is this illegal?

I was just wondering....

Is it illegal to :

1. Crush your mother's tranquilizers into a powdery like substance that looks remarkably like sugar

2. Steam open her favorite box of cereal that she eats 3 to 4 bowls of a day

3. Pour said sugar dust into the box and then seal it up

4. Give said cereal box with said dust to her as a birthday gift?


That's all--just wondering.............

19 comments:

♥ Braja said...

Oh boy, you and me? Same mood today. Damn...read my blog and you'll see why :)) And I think all those things you mentioned? They're FINE!

DeNae said...

It's as legal - and recommended - as Benadryl popsicles for kids on summer break. My freezer's working overtime as we speak...

Michelle Hoad said...

If you have any magic dust left over, send it my way. I will put it into the only thing my mother consumes, Dr. Pepper.

Mikki said...

Hmmmm, is your momma not able to sleep, or is she working your nerves? Either way, hope things improve. I suppose as long as you don't cause her to OD it would be ok.

onlymehere said...

Uhhhh, yeah, definitely illegal....but I'm sorry for your mother troubles. Hope things look up soon!

nikkicrumpet said...

I think it's called "self defense" at least in most states.

Sue said...

Uh-0h...sounds like tough times over there.

Hope things get better soon. And in the meantime, at least you haven't lost your sense of humor!

=)

Quirkyloon said...

I don't know if it's legal or not, but strangely enough...I'd like a bowl of it!

Sounds tasty!

hee hee

Carla said...

LOL!!! Probably, however...

tammy said...

I've often wanted to get my Mom some Prozac and slip it to her. Whatever it takes, right?

Da Bergs said...

You are making me laugh my head off!!!

Cadance said...

it is only illegal if you snort "said powdery substance" other wise...you are all good!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Since this is all totally hypothetical, I won't beg you not to waste those crushed tranquilizers on someone who won't appreciate them to just send them here. I could use a 2 month-long nap.

Jess said...

It depends on if you are the reciever or giver of said gift...lol...

if reciever, then YES... there should be consequences... roflmbo.. and if your the giver, then no... claim self defense, or even temp insanity... lol...

by the way.. you have an award on my blog... cuz I think you rock!! =)

The Garden of Egan said...

Uhm, I don't think it's illegal...in fact I think it sounds like a really good idea!

Thanks for the comment on my blog. I'm enjoying reading yours.

Jan the crazy lady said...

You are so funny. If it is illegal, its a sweet one :)

Cherie said...

No - ha ha but it is dang funny!

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

Hmmm-- can you claim self-defense if it is illegal? You crack me up!

DesertHen said...

Yes, very, very illegal...step away from the pills and cereal box.....he, he, he