Thursday, May 28, 2009

No wonder no one ever comes to my parties........

This was in the subject line of an email I got recently-----

"Where are the germs in your house? -Fun Facts for Parties"





huh....







................does that mean Twister is out?



.....................................I find myself deeply confused.....with a side order of disturbed.






And a little aside note: the whole Valium frosted flakes issue with my Mom--
I know it is morally wrong--reprehensible even.
What I wanted to know was, if it is illegal, how illegal is it?
I mean, are we talking jail time or just probation?
There comes a point (and I am soooo there) when moral doesn't really seem to matter and picking up trash by the side of the road seems almost therapeutic.

30 comments:

Scrappy Girl said...

If you don't get caught...let me know! I need to give a box to MIL! LOL

tammy said...

And if you can arrange to do your time in AZ, you get to wear the cutest pink and black striped jailbird outfits. I would even come visit you.

The Garden of Egan said...

No, it isn't illegal it's commendable!
Sorry you are disturbed about the germs in your house email. Yes, it is disturbing, but if you've ever read a National Geographic, you would know that 90% of house dust is dead skin cells. (where's the Pledge) AND there are little mites in your bed eating on your skin cells every night......ewwwwww.

Hope you can get over that one! I know I can't.

Sue said...

You're cracking me up with your discussion of the pros and cons of jail time.

hehe

=)

Cherie said...

Runnnnnnnnnnnnn

imbeingheldhostage said...

moral schmoral. If the valium frosties works, I want a box. Period. I'm already gonna do jail time if I duct tape my kids to the chair, so I figure a little peace before it happens is a good thing.

You need to talk?

I can take email rants about family you wish to tranquilize like nobody. Really.

imbeingheldhostage said...

And I'm dying to know the germ facts.

♥ Braja said...

Valium. Good.

Lisa and company said...

does your mom read this blog???

Lisa Loo said...

HEAVENS NO!!! My mom does NOT read my blog!

Mikki said...

um, what? (totally confused on the first part myself. Do elaborate.)
Second part, "picking up trash by the side of the road seems almost therapeutic."---girl, I am so there with ya', only in my case, it's my kids I could use some time away from. <;oP>

Karen Sue said...

My FIL has repeated time and again, that HIS FIL used to say.."I should have killed that woman years ago. I'd be out on probation by now." Sad but true, I could see where he was coming from and would have understood. So the extra frosty flakes sound perfectly OK. As long as she has a prescription, why not?? Tony the tiger says "THEY"RE GRRRRREAT!!"

and a note to imbeingheldhostage ... if you use the household science experiment, strength training, or duct tape product testing as your excuse, I believe that taping your kids down is permisable.. people may actually applaud your creativity and devotion to higher learning!!
Perhaps Walmart should set up a display of flakes over in the pharmacy section!!

Pedaling said...

you are a funny lady

Loralee and the gang... said...

Found you over on Merrianne's blog, I think... you are way too funny for any sane person. That's probably why I love what you write! Keep it up! And I love the "2 down--five more to go" attitude. I have 3 down, 4 to go, if you count my son who's on his mission as one that's flown the coop... anyway, I enjoy your blog, if you couldn't already tell!
:~D

DesertHen said...

Very, Very illegal = Very, Very long time in jail! You are too funny.....=)

Nana said...

I say go for it. Maybe my mom can meet your mom and then they can call each other 12 times a day and leave us alone.

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...don't worry...we'll all chip in and post your bail!

Carla said...

you are sooooo BBBBBAAAAADDDDDD!!!!! (but I know what you mean:)
My son's counselor had a sign that read "is it time for your meds or mine?"

Cynthia said...

Well, I don't think you'd want to put it in the box because then you can't control the dosage.

Better to bake her some brownies or slip the dose into her dinner or something! LOL!

It probably is illegal but I'll ask my sister (the pharmacist) and get back to you! LOL!

Cadance said...

Hahaha! Now that you posted it on your blog you might not beable to plead insanity...it has been pre-meditated! =)

onlymehere said...

How is the wedding coming along? We have three weeks and one day to go!! It's getting crazier by the day. I just wondered if you'd lost your mind yet?

imbeingheldhostage said...

still dying to know the germ facts. I linked to you today :-)

onlymehere said...

AUGGHHHH, Martha Stewart, my nemesis? I know it's not a popular stance but that woman does not have a fan in me. Nicho is marrying into a wealthy family also and it has put a real crimp in the money for Trav's mission. I'm a bit nervous about getting the rest of Travis' clothes, etc. ready to go, not to mention the monthly payments (we walking by faith on that one right now). I'm realy glad he isn't leaving until later now! He wants to leave in September so that's why he hasn't sent him papers in yet. Her family has been giving them gifts like a dinette set from a granmother, etc. Our gift is the wedding luncheon and dinner after he takes his endowments out. We just can't do any more and N&J are good to understand that. Good luck to us both!! It can be hard on mom's!! LOL!!

Merrianne said...

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is hilarious! and just dont get caught :)

Sue said...

I'll bet you hardly have time right now to check your email (or blog either) to read this comment, but I just wanted to say that I'm thinking about you and wishing you well with everything. You are missed.

=)

Cherie said...

So are you in jail?? JUst checking!!

My turn for a giveaway - Come visit my blog if you are interested!!

Have a Happy Day!

Karen Sue said...

missing you

imbeingheldhostage said...

ok, I'm worried now... are you ok?

Shauna said...

Hope you have a super weekend!
♥ HUGS ♥

Lisa Loo said...

Sorry about the MIA---

stayin' alive and I'm ok--I will blof some more another day...ah, ha... somebody just stop me...