
YES, my beloved blogging buddies, dreams really do come true. Fortune cookies, lots and lots of fortune cookies.
Shauna has lots of giveaways and a fab new look--click the button to go see!

YES, my beloved blogging buddies, dreams really do come true. Fortune cookies, lots and lots of fortune cookies.
Click on the picture to go to her blog--she has lots of AWESOME giveaways! (at least I hope this works--I never have gotten comfortable with all this linky business--and who the hec is MR. Linky anyways??! )

So I know that DeNae really doesn't want to hear about my dream (so run away DeNae) but I'm sure there is someone out there who does and they will interpret this and help me move on.
Here it goes:
I dreamed that Jackie Chan and I saved the world at least 5 times...
yeah--see what I mean?
But wait..there's more...
and then I built a house in the Grand Canyon and I had to keep running from one side of the house to the other to keep it balanced and then when I stopped for a minute to tuck my much younger children in bed--half of the house just washed away.
Then my son woke me up and I found myself falling back asleep to try and fix my house.
DISTURBIA!!!!
Let me also clarify that I have not seen a Jackie Chan movie in years or even thought of him and it was at least 8 years ago that we got stranded in the Grand Canyon National Park with a dead car.
Yeah--I am really starting to rethink that little, nightly Ambien pill.
So--anybody out there channeling Freud?
Seriously.
I will send chocolate to the reason I like the best, amen and amen.
Random note--GOT MY COMPUTER BACK--HUZZAH!!! Am off to catch up and comment...

Any guesses as to what this is?
What’s that you say?
“Fossilized worms?”
No.
“A shellacked pile of poo?”
So close, but….
No.
Give up?
It was my lunch.
After the cooking, before the ingestion.
My son was the chef.
Yep, uh-huh, that’s right—this very same boy—

H-e-e-y-y Sparky!
He decided that he wanted hot dogs for lunch and that they needed to be grilled not nuked. (Irony is such a cruel mistress)
I said, “Sure, why not? Anyone can BBQ a hot dog (right?) and while you’re at it, make one for me too”.
{Disclaimer: his father HAS taught him how to use the grill and Sparky has made us some GREAT hamburgers in the past—don’t judge me}
And then (smiling on the inside because of the obvious paternal support I had just given my son) off I went-- to do something important, like checking my email.
A little while later I strolled into the kitchen and was immediately accosted by a revolting smell, the like of which I am pretty sure I have never smelled before.
“What in the world just died and composted itself in my kitchen??!!” I yelled.
My son came running through the kitchen door, waving the tongs like a white flag.
“Um, it’s okay Mom, it’s okay, and it’s just these…
…I kinda forgot about them and they got a little burnt.”
Understating the obvious, that’s just how we roll here in the forest.
I told him that these looked like they passed burnt, flew through charred and landed right smack dab in the middle of radioactive.
“No worries, Mom”, he said. “I’ve got some more cooking on the grill!”
WHA?!
After the initial shock wore off, I wanted to bury them—to freak out some unsuspecting archaeologist in 100 years --- but the dog had other ideas and snagged them when I wasn’t looking.
So…….what did you guys have for lunch?

This is in American Fork, Utah, 1992. That’s my #2 daughter on the far left, holding the chair my #1 daughter in her father’s lap in the second row on the far right. The only reason I mention it is this would be the only time I had the presence of mind and wallet to dress my girls in coordinating 4th of July colors, so Soak. It. All. In. people.
1998 with our friends and taking a lunch break. This is the Bitterroot River; it is about 5 miles from our home. Do you like our white sandy beaches?

1997
2007
{Hey Sparky!}
Sure, everybody is having fun till someone gets their eye poked out...



…..on your #3 daughter’s camera card.
I felt like a sapling during a tsunami, as waves of different emotions surged over me.

She scores......
(I think she is saying,"tage" in hostage--at least I hope that is why she looks like that....)
I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE OVER AT
WINS!!!!
YEAH!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!
Just to make it PERFECTLY clear--Kelly is NOT being held hostage--in the gutter or anywhere else--HA!! I just noticed that--I CRACK myelf up!!
It also kills me that I can't just go out and buy more chocolate and have more winners like I did last time--its hard to have just one winner. It will be sad to lose some of my new followers---but it was fun while it lasted----deep sigh.....
I hope you guys had a good time and I will be posting part 2 of my garage door saga soon as well as why I wanted to know how you defined those 4 terms. Just gotta make it through the bride to be visit/planning/up till 1 am/really? You want ME to tell you about "marital relations???""AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Email me Gutter baby--I have never sent anything overseas. Kelly said she would be glad to deliver it in person--tee-heee



I LOVE shopping on Amazon!
I love that when I sign on and my opening page, it is always filled with things I never knew existed, let alone needed to own. Life is good on Amazon.
#4-
Handmade Journal
I bought a Parley's Leather Journal for myself and one for the giveaway but then I got to thinking (ouch) that some of you out there might be against the whole use of animal hide thing (sorry--I'm now out of the closet I guess---I use animal hide products) so I went to Etsy and found an equally delightful Vegan alternative. I so would have bought one for me but I was out of cashola.
IF YOU WIN THIS GIVEAWAY YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER--YOU DO NOT GET BOTH JOURNALS
from The Collection-Spirit of You

(The description below, is from Jovencio de la Paz --the creator of this BEAUTIFUL Vegan journal)

#5

#6-
$25 iTunes Gift Certificate

If you are puzzled as to why I included this, see HERE
#7-
Okay--when I got these in the mail my #3 daughter just shook her head and said, "Mom--y0u are soooo weird". Sad but true.
I was just looking under the geekery section of Etsy and these came up! I thought they were so funny, I laughed out loud. I mean, come on, anyone can make a magnet with a butterfly on it--don't you just want to MEET the person who came up with putting the elements of poison on a set of magnets??!!!
GeekMagnets-The Elements of Poison
Check out the macabre side of the periodic table. These four elements are extremely poisonous - mercury, lead, arsenic and radon. Give these to that slightly off-center person in your life, who's interested in old-time stories of mystery poisonings. Note that the magnets themselves aren't poisonous. Unless you swallow them, which I do not recommend.
MATERIALS AND METHODS
Each GeekMagnet is hand-assembled from a clean and shiny glass marble, sturdy cardstock, and a strong ceramic magnet. The glue used is the good stuff, so your GeekMagnets are solidly constructed.
The glass used for these GeekMagnets may have bubbles and other imperfections. Just like the nasty villain who uses these poisons on his adversaries!
These magnets are 1.5 inches in diameter (~4cm) and are a fantastically cool addition to your home, lab or office. They're not just cute - they can hold multiple papers or pictures too!
Magnets from Anandi's Laboratory are packaged in a lovely star-sprinkled organza bag that you can reuse.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
(thank heavens--I thought this was going to go on all day!!)
I have been known to go to this store and just walk up and down the isles, just running my fingers gently along the book spines. I could pack my sleeping bag and live at this store for at least a week. Just driving by the store makes me smile. Sorry--
#8-
A $25 Barnes and Noble Gift Card

It would have been more but I wanted more money on my card.
Okay here are the rules:
A person can get up to 4 entries---
1-Go to THIS earlier post and define what those 4 terms mean to you
(if you have already done so--you can count it)
2-Leave a comment on this GIVEAWAY post answering these 2 questions:
*If _________ fell on the floor at the _________ for longer than 20 seconds, I would totally pick it up and still eat it.
*What song, piece of music, etc... best describes your soul?
3-Blog about my giveaway on your blog and link back to it
4-Become a follower
(if you already follow you can still be counted because you were "garage door" before "garage door" was cool)
When you leave a comment answering the questions--let me know how many votes you have HONESTLY earned. I will wait till I see how many entries I get before I choose my method of choosing. It will be papers in a bowl or that random integer thing-a-am-jig. There will be only 1 winner but you all are winners in my eyes, blah, blah, blah...
I will accept entries from anonymous posters only if you include a valid Name and email address so you can be contacted. I won't include you if you don't answer my pre-drawing email. If you have always wanted to comment here in blog world but just don't know how--you can go HERE and set up a google account and then use that user ID and password to leave comments. I will ship internationally--hec--damn the torpedo's--full speed ahead. I am not responsible if the postman or anyone else steals it.
THIS CONTEST WILL END ON TUESDAY MAY 12th AT 10:00 pm Mountain Standard Time. Or middle of nowhere Montana--whichever works best for you.
GOOD LUCK--I added it all up and its worth just a little under $200--cool!! (thats a lot here in my neck of the woods...just sayin...)
And now I can finally catch up with all of you--I think my google reader is close to 1000--yikes!
THANX FOR ALL THE GREAT ENTRIES!! THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED! WILL ANNOUNCE TOMORROW -----5/13
SHE SAID YES!
THE RING
Apparently tackling the man is a part of the acceptance ritual
LOOK AT US--WE ARE ENGAGED!!!
This post will seem to go on forever, ignore the voice in your head that says you have better things to be doing.
***That is a little 5 year old Natalie in 1994***

This concludes Part 1 of a 2 part series. We hope you’ve enjoyed your trip. Please remain seated till the story has come to a complete stop and thanking you for flying Garage Door Airlines.
P.S. I TOLD you guys I was a whiner—sheesh!! Sorry though—I WAS a little out of control. Nothing but pearly whites from here on out—hope you had a happy Thursday!